hooty pucker

Uncontrollable sobbing usually during the projection of a sentence.

Sally's hooty pucker's were so bad we couldn't understand a word she was saying.

by joe62890 February 20, 2011

Hoity Toit

A she/man that watches cow and chicken while listening to a screaming baby.

Oh damn, shut up, I'm hoity toiting.

by claireragein4 August 20, 2011

Hoffys Luck

When something so unlucky happens to someone which is so unlucky but typical of that person

Mate loses his license just a day after he had it suspended for 12months, thats hoffys luck for sure!

by Fredangle September 14, 2015

Hoft

A combination of the words hard and soft. This refers to getting turned on very quickly by something that should not normally turn you on to the point of orgasm without erection.

I saw a bird poop on someone and got hoft.

Whenever I see fantasy football commercials on TV I get so hoft.

by SeeBlount October 25, 2015

hefty sum

Lots of something (e.g. money)

"That's a hefty sum"

by aznbadass February 29, 2016

hefty gram

a person that bullshits/is a paigon or a fat bitch

girl 1: you see that girl Sade she is such a 'hefty gram'
girl 2: yeah when she said she was sick she was in nandos with Alicia and enakss

by Marie-Pier Reid March 22, 2016

hefty

"Heavy," as in serious.

from the movie Black Girl (1972)

"Ew look girl! You done got her all pissed off now. She gettin' hefty now.“

by dapraz April 30, 2016