Humid as a Hare's Ass

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.

Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 6, 2025

Hamidah

A Muslim woman who wears a hijab (veil), often seen as pious and possessing a beauty that shines through her modesty, embodying both faith and grace.

Everyone admired Hamidah not just for her stunning appearance, but for how her hijab reflected her strong character and devotion.

by Emotional Cruiser July 17, 2025

relative humidity

when someone is getting it on physically with one of their relative.

Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.

by aris00 September 9, 2011

vagina humidor

The act of inserting a cigar into a vag during sex.

Oh Man! He Bill totally had his game on! She got him off while doing her with a cigar! He used her like a vagina humidor!

by va j j October 11, 2018

Tony Hamid

Tony Hamid, originally from Yemen, moved to the Mogusa Islands at a young age and wanted to be a musician. He struggled alot and eventually settled down for just founding a record label which is now the #1 record label in all of Mogusa. He kickstarted it using the funding of his fathers oil company in Yemen. The label now is home to many talents from all around the islands such as Paul G, Lil Hamid, Real Caesar and others.

Tony Hamid is a legend

by AngelH May 16, 2022

Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.

Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”

by Splarch February 12, 2023

Relative Humidity

Is the sweet dripping off your balls, while you are banging your first cousin.

Do I really need to put Relative Humidity in a sentence?

by D.A.Stork March 21, 2023