Girl: Babe, what are we?

AM: Man just wants noddy, no lotion
by Roger410 May 21, 2018
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“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”
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To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.
John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her
by FAMZINHO March 29, 2016
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that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.
by hot sauce March 11, 2004
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When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion
by Bobolink bubbaloo March 09, 2017
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What makes something slippery and SOFT.


UR COCK
Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION
by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004
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a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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