Guank

To masterbate aggressively with guacamole

Oh I had a great guank today

by W Hey December 14, 2019

grunk

A contraction of the adjectives "gay" and "drunk". A condition resulting from an abnormally large intake of alcohol; where an otherwise heterosexual male exhibits overtly homosexual behavior.

"Andy was totally grunk last night. He kept grabbing my ass and rubbing against me on the dance floor."

by Adam Galvan December 12, 2004

Bang Gunk!

While a chick is blowing you, you secretly shit in your hand. Then, you act like you're pulling your cock out of her mouth and you forcefully replace it with a fistfull of shit. While she's choking, you open-handedly slap her, leaving her with a shitty handprint on her face...BANG GUNK!

That crazy bitch couldn't suck cock so I Bang Gunk'ed her

by randal February 13, 2004

junk gunk

When someone has shit in their ass and it moves forward to their balls.

Ah Jim, I forgot to wipe my ass and now I got junk gunk!

by Emilio Jimenez May 28, 2008

gunking

Sucking Dick

She was gunking jerry behind burger king

by dlowbxndz December 28, 2015

gunk nut

expect the kind of shit you'd normally expect from that jack bollocks.

Jack is a gunk nut..

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Gunk up me

ejaculate in my vagina.

cum in my pussy.

from the famous phrase once uttered by a Glaswegian prostitute to "one of my mates" (honest):

"Gonnae no gunk up me!?".

(translation) "Would you please be so kind as to not ejaculate in my vagina!?"

by Le Gend!!! hawheehaw December 19, 2011