Groiner

When a dude manspreads and his tip pokes his stretched pants

*guy manspreading in front of you on the train*

Friend 1: “Yo check out this dude tryna show off his dick”
Friend 2: “yeah that guy is a groiner”

by Tangent Tnegnat February 10, 2024

Groids

When you urinate so hard that your genitals get hemorrhoids. It's mostly just in the urethra, however it can impact the interior of the vagina gland. Extremely deadly. Excrutiatingly painful.

Dude 1: Man, I pissed so fucking hard today that I think I've developed Groids.

Dude 2: Holy shit bro, you're gonna die.

Father: Son, I think it's time I had a talk with you about the dangers of relieving oneself too forcefully. I want to talk to you about Groids.
Son: Awww, dad, I learned about Groids in the 2nd grade when I first really started experimenting with sniffing model glue.
Dad: Get out of my home!

by Lost My Virginity in a Dennys April 2, 2024

groinucopia

A bar, restaurant, or other place of public accommodation providing a fertile environment for negotiating spontaneous sexual liaisons. a portmanteau of groin + cornucopia, a horn of plenty

Ask any business traveler who regularly visits Chicago where you can go to find a little noncommital romance and they'll point you to Carr's Cavern, generally regarded as the Midwest's premier groinucopia.

by FitofPeak2 June 16, 2024

groingle percentage

the difference in colour between the skin and the tip of the penis. higher percentage, more contrast.

person #1: My tip is dark pink, almost red, but my
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!

by chompgiraffe June 29, 2024

Groilet

A small, mischievous creature known for causing minor but amusing trouble.

"I think a Groilet is behind the missing socks in the laundry."

by ReptileRunt3 January 25, 2025

Groil

To cause minor but amusing trouble.

“I just groiled the neighbor’s lawn.”

by ReptileRunt3 February 4, 2025

Groidslop

Trashy hip-hop music produced by African Americans. Portmanteau of negroid and slop.

I can't stand the groidslop people are playing.

by Zipdox June 7, 2025