god

The definition of God. That is one being, mythilogical to some, real to others, that is said to have control over our fate. Fate is the control of one from another, slavery is the same thing as fate, therefore God is a slave-holder. BREAK THE CHAINS OF SLAVER!!!! SO SAYS ANARCHY!!!

African Americans were slaves to the whiteman, they lived there live according to what there slaveholder said, Christians live thier lives according to what God says, therefore they are enslaved by him/her/whatever.

by Anarchy May 24, 2003

god

Prefers Athiests, thinks the Jews killed his son and should be punished.

(Courtesy of: Voltaire)

by ree'-ree' November 30, 2004

god

A name for your friend, homeboy.

'Ey god, what's happening?

by Tj November 15, 2004

god

he is the main dude chillen up in haeven just chillen looking down on all the fine women he created

when i die i whant to relax and have i beer with god

by perrya0005 September 11, 2008

god

1)The reason there's something instead of nothing.

2)The source of many cynical definitions on Urban Dictonary.

Beyond that, I'm rather unsure.

1) What is God?

2) Uggh, reading this "god" page is depressing.

by Aitrus December 10, 2006

god

Omnisent being. The creator of everything. Well, he began everything, bad things evolved because he made a strategic mestacke: gave people free will. So stop blaming him for everything, dipshits.

God is almighty. But he gave us free will. And we turned out to be a lawless bunch of gits

by JcDent August 18, 2006

god

Entity invented by man to keep people scared and obeying the rules.

What do you think your God, trying to scare me into believing that bullshit?

by Pure Holocaust May 2, 2004