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the gareth

putting serious groundwork in with that special man or lady in your life... typically instigated by a male trying to score (with someone totally out of their league!)
I worked the gareth hardcore last night and got no where!, I laid the gareth well last night, that bloke is the king of the gareth groundwork... watch out for him and his smooth as moves
by e-pav diggity dawg January 28, 2011
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narfle the garthok

To just lie around doing nothing in a hospital bed after being mentally or neurologically damaged beyond repair. Mentally or functionally FUBAR.
Narfle the Garthok:

That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.
by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010
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gaytheist

One who does not believe homosexuality is genetic but rather a lifestyle choice.
Lady Gaga says we're all "born this way," much to the distress of the gaytheists.

It's not so much that Randy is a homophobe but I think he is rather gaytheist.
by Chris Callous October 6, 2011
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Garthantuo

a longer version of the name garth.
hi my name is garthantuo. but you can call me garth for short :D
by vagsaurustotherex November 4, 2010
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Gaythority

the power to determine, adjudicate, and settle issues or disputes from homosexual jurisdiction; the right to control, command, and determine in the flamboyant aspect.

Can also be known as "Gayoritay."
Drew and Matt have so much gaythority they should run for president!

Your gaythority is showing.
by Drewskiii May 10, 2011
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Gaythanlikemenden

One who doesn't understand the art of women.
"Let's call Sargant Gay Lord Gaythanlikemenden!"
by I am number Juan May 29, 2013
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garthamlock

The arsehole of Glasgow where even the rats don't stray too far from home for fear of getting robbed by some skaghead.
Garthamlock? Fuck going there!
by Mightyswan November 4, 2015
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