Monster fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to a monster or deformed creature.
(Vampires, werewolves, the gargantuar from plants vs zombies but dont judge, etc).

I should’ve never took my monster fucker bestie to see the Mario Movie.

by Peridot Amethyst June 25, 2023

Nigger Fagget Fucker

Someone who is a complete jerk off and referred as a fagget constantly. Jerks off to gay black men.

Bill Navas is such a nigger fagget fucker. His wife caught him jerking it to black guys while cheating his taxes

by Dr Niggèr January 7, 2022

bezos binge fucked

The disappointment one feels after binging a season of a great show on Amazon Prime only to learn that Jeff Bezos wants $8.99 and a subscription to some worthless add-on service before you can see season 2.

Dude, did you watch “The Bridge?”
Dude, I got hooked on season one but El Jeffe wanted $11.99 per episode for season 2…Bezos Binge Fucked, once again…I’ll watch Arctic Circle next…

by M.U.L.E. 4 Evs April 23, 2022

Mind Fucked

The state of being disoriented or being messed with mentally.

Bill just found out he's adopted.
Dam he must be mind fucked.

by Htown_pollo February 13, 2010

sheep fucker

1. What Australians call New Zealanders
2. What Virginians call West Virginians
3. What Englishmen call Scots or Welshmen
4. What Northeastern Americans call the Amish
5. What Russians call Central Asians (ie. Kazakhstan, as in Borat)
6. What Argentinians call Patagonians
7. What Danes call Swedes
8. What Swedes call Danes
9. You get the idea....

With the sheep fucker populations the way they are, wouldn't it be more fitting if New South Wales were a province of New Zealand?

by dietcokehead91251 January 29, 2008

Fucked nine ways to Sunday

An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.

I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...

John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.

by Yeret February 8, 2015

fuck thats fucked

Another word to replace: thats messed up or: thats not right.

Don: Check out these beastiality videos

Vin: fuck thats fucked

by anon20102381 February 18, 2010