Frump

Frump, noun, Sometimes pleasant or delightful, but more often an overly confidant, obnoxiously dressed, rotund woman who is constantly speaking in loud tones on topics they could never understand; topics such as fashion or men. Native habitat, Lane Bryant, Walmart or local fast food restaurants where they can purchase the 15,000-calorie salad and still remain on their diet. After all, it is just a salad. Frumps often travel in-groups of 3 or more in what urban sociologists have termed, an unkindness. Gravy stains on the front of her moo-moo can identify the Midwestern variety, normally the largest of all Frumps. Eastern Frumps typically have the worst attitude and Western Frumps the most makeup.

Also see Frumplestiltskins and Frumpaholic

Have you ever noticed that Frumps don't go to the beach?

by Davy February 7, 2004

Flumph

An onomatopoeia to describe the sound of a pillow hitting something.

"Flumph!" said the pillow, as Bob swiftly clouted Sarah in the face with it.

by jeffthejiff December 28, 2005

frumping

The act of frumping is, when submerged in a pool, bathtub, lake, or any body of water, to fart underwater and eat the bubbles before they hit the surface. This doesn't have to be a one-person activity either.

I was frumping in my bathtub but I'm not good solo. Call Dave, he'll eat anything.

by eightyeight December 28, 2005

Frumplestiltskin

When you shit in a frumpy girls mouth and then she gives you head while you are wiping your ass.

Last night I went downtown and got the dirtiest hooker I could. She gave me a frumplestiltskin for only 20 bucks.

by WaT3rZ July 6, 2017

Frumpie

Something that is big and smelly

Damn that bitches pussy was frumpie

by Mattisuckass April 25, 2021

frumpty

adj: being sad, depressed, whiney, or otherwise unpleasant in an emo sort of way

Rob was being all frumpty after he broke up with his girl

by Sat November 15, 2004

Frump

-n.-When a women pulls back part of their hair but not all and there is a loose bump on her head.
-v- touching a "frump"

"Bro, Brittany has an awesome frump today!"
"Man, I want to frump her all night long!"

by ScoobyDubeDoo November 15, 2011