fixed

To become intoxicated with alcohol and/or weed.

"Yo bro, what are you up to?"
"about to get dumb stupid fixed."
"werd."

by CeE BLaZe June 13, 2007

Fixed

When someone looks really good, you say they look fixed

Hey did you see Jamie today?
Yeah she looked real fixed!

by Trixyy April 26, 2011

Firedick

Bluelighters. The people who will run you off the road to get to the burning building first only to stand around with their Firedick buddies, grab-assin each other, and just getting in the goddamn way of things once they get there.

Their not really detectives (dicks), rather dickheads with road rage who do more damage than good.

Did you see what Billy Bob did to my car? Ran me off the road enroute to a fire and I slammed into a mailbox just making way for this firedick to get through. The front end of my car is fucked and all they did was save the foundation of the building.

by Colon Bowel October 14, 2009

you're fired

A phrase used to indicate that a person is no longer working in their job, usually because they participated in necrophilia or arson.
But actually, "you're fired" indicates (when said to you) that you no longer work at your job. Sucks.
Ironically, Trump famously used the phrase on The Apprentice, which is hilarious because he is being fired right now.
You're fired can be responded to by saying "no I'm not, I'm Dad."
The phrase can also indicate that you are currently burning.

How dare you? Oh god, the children... you're fired!
You've done nothing for five years! You're fired!
You're fired! "Hi fired, I'm Dad."
Is something burning? No, Steve just got fired.

by TheAnswerIs9 December 19, 2019

Alaskan Firedragon

When a guy is plowing a chick and he pisses in her pussy

Damn...Jack gave me an Alaskan Firedragon last night. I had piss dripping from me for hours!

by Perversion Conversion February 21, 2012

Getting fixed

Getting high on drugs or alcohol

Getting laid is like getting fixed

by La Big Mamma February 21, 2009

CHINESE FIREDRILL

chinese firedrill is when a car comes to a red light, someone yells "chinese firedrill!!", somebody has to get out and run around the car (doesn't matter who, "not it" works) and get back in before the light turns green.

If the light turns green before the person is back in the car, the driver drives off. this gets especially amusing when someone locks the doors.

Nate was stranded when he didn't make it back in the car during the chinese firedrill.

by snoop dizzle January 19, 2005