fiddy cent

to make yourself available to be shot craploads of times for no reason other than being a stupid porch monkey

Hey Yo, that guy is a great fiddy cent

by Eminem March 22, 2005

fiddy cent

fifty cents, two quarters, half a dollar

i need fifty cents for a wowy pop

by english speaker October 19, 2003

Hot Irish Fiddle

A term used when a partner's genitals and/or mouth are...uninhabitable, and the guy needs an alternative area of the body to put his penis into. It's name is derived from the time to time occasion of the partner touching cheek to shoulder, creating ample pressure for the act.

"Yea, she has herpes everywhere, so she gave me a hot Irish fiddle instead."

by psychobeachparty October 20, 2008

fiddling the ferret

To masturbate. To stroke one's own penis. To jerk off.

After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.

by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010

tree fiddy

From South Park. In the jargon of Chef's parents, it means three dollars and fifty cents.

Tree-fiddy is usually what personalities such as the Loch Ness Monster want.

Hmmm, so the Loch Ness Monster wanted tree fiddy... maybe that's what alien invadors want! And terrorists! And monsters! And stupid U.S. presidents called George Dubya!

That's it! That's what they want!

by Lorelili December 28, 2005

a fiddle

it's a fiddle, Brit slang for fraud, a con.

bum hocks a fiddle. a week later rich dude offers pawnbroker $2k for it. Pawnbroker asks dude to return after bum comes to redeem the fiddle. Bum returns, pawnbroker offers $500, bum gets him up to $1k & splits. Dude never returns, pawnbroker has worthless fiddle, bum & dude party. Old English con job.

by Labadabbadoo April 12, 2008

Fiddleditz

The act of being simultaneously drunk and high.

pronunciation: fid-dul-ditz

plural form: fiddleditzed

I showed up at the party late, and by the smell of pot and cans all around, I knew they were all fiddleditzed.

by bgood2me944 March 1, 2009