San Francisco Bird Feeder

To suck your own or another's cum out of a persons ass, then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding her young.

Johnny begged Jacob to give him a San Francisco bird feeder last night.

by J. Francis June 6, 2010

feeding the beaver

to bang a girl on the kitchen table.

I was feeding the beaver last night while I was watching the food network.

by Bendig December 17, 2008

Feedophile

A person who forces children to eat food to make them larger in size and and to use them for sexual gratification.

Robbie was sentenced to 30 years in prison for being a feedophile.

by Dan Spalke December 16, 2010

Feeding The moose

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.

Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....

by KiwiPotato July 14, 2014

the hand that feeds

a song written by trent reznor of nine inch nails on the with teeth album

Will you bite the hand that feeds
Will you chew until it bleeds
Can you get up off your knees
are you brave enough to see
do you want to change it

by Jesse Iniguez June 16, 2008

Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

feedie

A male/female (normally female) that wishes to gain weight (to become more attracted to chubby chasers) through means of stuffing ones face with unhealthy food goods.

When I first met charlene she was a slim 120lbs but, after 4 years and 1000 large cheese pizzas she's pushing 325lbs. Thats my big fat feedie baby.

by C-FLO187 February 25, 2010