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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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Social Execution

The act of executing or killing one's social life by the executioner embarrassing, showing dominance, and even spreading lies about the person.
Daniel: Your a nerd, jack!
Jack: You're*
Daniel: NOOOOOOO
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Hey, did you hear Jack got so embarrassed he went through Social execution?
by Pseudomer September 22, 2023
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demolition executive

Demolition Executives are people appearing to be executive leaders or appearing to have authority over sphere(s) of influence, that make critical (seemingly bumbling) mistakes at semi-strategic milestones in order to implode the area over which they hold dominion (Corporation, Organization, Political Position). Sometimes overtly self-destructive, but more often a subtle form of long-term corporate espionage where operations costs are driven up to offset profit and literally companies "Fall into their own footprint," becoming ripe for acquisition and mergers. Common tools in the arsenal of the Demo Exec are plausible deniability, projection, and self effacement. Common psychological responses to Demo Execs are Denial, and Stockholm Syndrome.
Dude, time to roll. They brought in a Demolition Executive.
by Support Sherpa April 2, 2020
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EW (Executive wank)

Knocking one off at work on company time and hence being paid to do so.
Haven’t seen Ro at his desk for a while, he must have ducked off for an EW (Executive Wank) after we had that chat about boobs
by Executive Shitter May 20, 2025
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Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, while also forming an opinion which is generally outlandish as there is no understanding of the context
Bro, Mike isn't prepared at all again! He was executive skimming again and now spouting nonsense with the CEO! Who's going to correct him!?
by Truffula June 20, 2023
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executableness

How much a person is likely to be executed.
Dude1:Dude that Chick is so ugly Her executableness is off the charts!
Dude2: Dude, that is a Dude.
by jake winn January 13, 2010
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