eating children

cannabolism of the children kind

man 1: num num
man 2: what are you eating
man 1: im eating children, bro
man 2: lemme get in on that, but i want to make you aware this is cannabolism
man 2 and man 1: num num num

by yeetable_children April 2, 2021

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.

Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."

by Professor TBD August 26, 2021

eating slime

the act of eating a whole thing of Elmers glue then shitting in your dads ashes jar then making slime. after letting it cool down you eat the slime.

I got bored yesterday so I started eating slime

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

Coursework Eating

Excessive eating of chocolate and other comfort foods in the lead up to a coursework deadline.

Bill: Dude that's the fifth easter egg you've eaten today

Ben: Don't blame me, blame the coursework, I'm coursework eating

by samwilko193 June 16, 2012

Pigeon Eating

The act of tearing off little pieces of bread with your fingers and eating it like pigeons do.

Robert stop playing with you're food, it looks like you're pigeon eating.

by HamiltonSweets February 4, 2013

obsessive eating

The term for one who eats so much it's unhumanlike . Typically one who is the most likeable person at parties , feasts etc.

My friend Colin pulled an obsessive eating at the party, it was fucking amazing.

by Wolfy is my cat November 1, 2013

bagel eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism

Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew

by Jarwell September 17, 2016