A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.
The CFO's screams for her reserved parking space is an imaginary emergency (IE).
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!
by Softhand July 20, 2008
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See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.
See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.
by Wangdang March 3, 2009
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You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.
by Jack March 20, 2005
Get the Emergency brake mug.The act of rolling a blunt in the dire situation that no else know how to effectively do it. The urgency to smoke over takes the desire for a well rolled blunt.
Friend: I've got the weed. Who wants to roll?
Other Friend: No one here knows how to roll bro.
Friend: Damn, all I can do is emergency roll! Guess we gotta deal.
Other Friend: No one here knows how to roll bro.
Friend: Damn, all I can do is emergency roll! Guess we gotta deal.
by TheFezz April 15, 2014
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Consists of three common departments:
1. Police department. Keeps your neighborhood safe, and stops criminals of most kinds. They risk their lives the most. Usually drowned by paperwork at the police station. People usually hate them because of either being caught, having a bad experience with one bad apple, or supporting anti-cop BLM movements.
2. Fire department. These guys rescue people from trapped cars, put out large fires, and do emergency technical work. They will save you from a burning building for free. There is normally no paperwork involved, only practical work. People have massive respect for these guys and send their prayers to them for risking their lives for others. If your building is on fire, you (usually) call these guys to put it out.
3. Emergency medical services. They help cardiac arrest patients, literally bring dead people back to life (defibrillator) and try their best to save you. Unfortunately, these guys are unintentionally a gateway to drowning debt for the patient, all thanks to the united states' lack of free emergency healthcare. People don't hate them, but they hate the system that they work for. These services rely on widespread hospitals.
Overall pretty big heroes, the guys that prevent widespread chaos (anarchy), unhabitable land (mass fires), and mass natural cause deaths (underlying health conditions).
Consists of three common departments:
1. Police department. Keeps your neighborhood safe, and stops criminals of most kinds. They risk their lives the most. Usually drowned by paperwork at the police station. People usually hate them because of either being caught, having a bad experience with one bad apple, or supporting anti-cop BLM movements.
2. Fire department. These guys rescue people from trapped cars, put out large fires, and do emergency technical work. They will save you from a burning building for free. There is normally no paperwork involved, only practical work. People have massive respect for these guys and send their prayers to them for risking their lives for others. If your building is on fire, you (usually) call these guys to put it out.
3. Emergency medical services. They help cardiac arrest patients, literally bring dead people back to life (defibrillator) and try their best to save you. Unfortunately, these guys are unintentionally a gateway to drowning debt for the patient, all thanks to the united states' lack of free emergency healthcare. People don't hate them, but they hate the system that they work for. These services rely on widespread hospitals.
Overall pretty big heroes, the guys that prevent widespread chaos (anarchy), unhabitable land (mass fires), and mass natural cause deaths (underlying health conditions).
My friend collapsed under the fire smoke caused by an arsonist, So I called all the emergency services.
There were a lot of emergency services that responded
There were a lot of emergency services that responded
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by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022
Get the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator mug.A term invented by the great Luke A. in our senior year weight training class. A term that describes the emergency surgery a hermaphrodite female had to undergo as a result of a very small vagina and an ambiguous clitoris. Rumor has it that her pink taco was too small to pee. The emergency surgery in effect "cut" a cunt for this chick. Isn't the Discovery Channel great?!
Oh my gosh, I'm in desperate need of some emergency vagina right now. I need something to play with!
by Danger December 6, 2003
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