Wangdang's definitions

McNugget Emergency

A pseudo-emergency that is only important to the individual in "distress".

See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.

Mr. Smith experienced a McNugget emergency when his document refused to print.

by Wangdang March 3, 2009

Snackquisition

The acquisition of snacks.

Matt was hungry, so he went out on an all out snackquisition.

The clerk at the store had a bad attitude, making it a hostile snackquisition.

by wangdang June 1, 2009