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Zac Efron

1. The biggest pansy ever. I'm surprised he hasn't come out of the closet yet. Only dating Vanessa Hudgens *cough*whore!*cough* to cover up his obvious homosexuality.

2. A makeup-obsessed 'teen' star that thinks he's the hottest thing to walk this earth.

3. A douchebag. Tries to look like Robert Pattinson by growing facial hair, and going for the 'i-don't-care-how-i-look-but-i-obviously-do-with-everything-i've-got' kind of look.

4. A complete tryhard. Going to end up going on a drug-spree and dieing like Elvis Presley.

5. A paedophile. Even though he's 21 years old, he's still loving the fact that 8 year-old girl's are in love with him.

6. A freak. Obviously can't sing for shit, and play's basketball with everything he's got even though he's probably shit at it in real life.

7. A manwhore. Most likely lost his virginity at the age of 5 to his preschool teacher.

8. A dork. Can't stand not being the centre of attention.
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: OHEMGEE! Zac Efron is lyk dah hottest fing 2 walk on God's green earth i wanna make out wit him so bad!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: ZOMG I WANNA MAKE OUT WIT HIM MORR! HEZ MINE BIATCH!

Me: CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP??!?!?! YOU'RE DESTROYING THE PEACE IN HERE WITH YOUR STUPID FANGIRL SHIT!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: hayyy shut up mannn hez beeutifuhlz and ur jeluss dat he luvz me morr dan yu!

Me: Oh per-lease!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: AHH YU WANT HIM T0OH! TOO BAD BETCH HES MINE YU CANT HAV HIHM!

Me: Ughh, pass me a bucket!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: NAWW yu want him.

Me: NAWW i don't. he's a pansy freak that deserves to die.
*Grabs my portable stereo and blasts MCR to drown out their screams*

Isn't that what you would do?
by x-RosieB; May 19, 2009
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[Zac Efron]

Pretyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.
He really must be into himself, he thinks he's Zac Efron's his boyfriend.
by dj mbm June 22, 2008
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Eren

This subspecies of human beings called Eren is often also referred to as a Ehrenmann. It eats döner at least five times a week, plays on its PC, gets good grades because it has got hyperthymesia and can literally recall entire lessons word for word what the teacher has said, and instead of buying products when walking into a store, it has the tendency of just buying the store altogether at whim. These may just be the strangest properties ever to be present within a human being--sadly a perfectly accurate form of such doesn't exist yet (luckily).
Aw fuck. My rent just got raised again, Eren bought 30% of all new available real estate in Frankfurt just raise property prices for fun and make their availability more scarce than it already is.

I just saw this silver Audi A8 on the way to work with cash streaming out of the wheel rims, was that Eren passing by again?

Have you ever wanted a massive 3 story villa mansion with a roof made out of cardboard? Here I'll give you Eren's number, his the right property developer to contact for this one.
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Efendi

Efendi is the singer who represented Azerbaijan in Eurovision Song Contest 2020 and 2021. She has produced songs Mata Hari and Cleopatra for Eurovision. During Eurovision 2021, she found a love interest - Norway representer TIX. She also is the best singer ever❤️
Do you like Efendi?
Yes I love her!
Efentix endgame!
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Eren Yeager

A bitch with a god complex (but that won't stop his simps)
You- omg Eren Yeager is so hot.
Me- you simp
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Zac Efron

HOTTTTTTTT! Zac Efron is a very hot, handsome and kind guy. NEVER let him go EVER! He is the best guy you will ever meet!! I would love a Zac in my life 💕
Omg Zac Efron is so amazing! I love him SOOO much!
by 1_The_Real_Truth_1 July 10, 2018
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Zac Efron

Zac Efron is a twat.
by TheBollocks May 31, 2009
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