donkey raping shit-eater

someone who feasts on excrement whilst fornicating with equine animals

kiss my ass, you donkey raping shit-eater

by roger mellie June 27, 2003

brass donkey

Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.

I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.

by Johnny Panic December 20, 2007

DONK!

The sound a Donkey makes when it has a bucket on its head.

Donkey: DONKKKKKKKK DONK!

by BirdLover637 October 21, 2012

donkey's years

A really long time.

1. oh, I've known her for donkey's years.

2. I've worked her donkey's years and I still don't know how to use the photocopier.

by possum_sue April 20, 2008

Donkey Wong

A loser that is chinese

Guy 1: that guy is such a loser!
Guy 2: yeah donkey wong needs a life

by do not call me m@ October 28, 2008

Donk Lead

leading out like a fucking moron. which leads to you getting raised, and of course, because you have gutshot, you fold.

lol, look at this fish donk leading...hmm i think ill raise his bitch ass. and he folds. pwned.

by TCfromUB May 9, 2009

swamp donkey

A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.

Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.

I'm outta here, (person's name) is.nothin but a damn swamp donkey.

by jericasyn December 30, 2016