doncaster

the penis. unabbr. of 'dong'.

could also be in reference to dildo.

sexual request: "suck my doncaster",
display of manhood: "my doncaster is the size of Doncaster"

by hayter February 20, 2005

Dench

Dumb and hench.
A large muscular dumb person

News reporter Alisa: Today's headline, a steroid abusing driver ploughed through Queen Elizabeth's parade, in London, hospitalising thousands.

News reporter Edward: What a piece of shit swollen dench bastard. *shakes head*

News reporter Alisa: *elbow nudges Edward* WE. ARE. LIVE.

News reporter Edward: We will be back shortly after Christopher reads today's weather :)

by Cheeky_KONT May 23, 2015

Dolche

Means to be to incredibly fucking awesome/uber/epic/divine/shine with dazzling elegance.

student: I think everyone just about failed that exam, except for Heather, simply because she is so fucking Dolche.

Heather: Yea, only because i'm a Demigod, no worries though, have a nice day!"

by Thomas C. Clayton August 28, 2010

Dench

Dipping The Wench - A pirate term for what the shipmates want to do after being stuck at sea for so long.

Eight months at see tis the tavern for me!
I'll show 'er me gold then I'll dench 'til I'm cold!

by Ironbrand September 2, 2008

Dench

A versatile noun and sometimes adjective that has nothing to do with the actress Judy Dench, but whose image is inevitable upon use of this word, making it relative to the actress and all of her qualities. Its primary use in context is as an insult and more common as the act of being a dench or dench-like. Typically dench is used to insult one person, preferably a close friend, however, make sure it is not overused in a short period of time. If said correctly, the emphasis is focused on the last few letters of the word. Since the term is an insult and comes off as one, the idea that you might be like Judy Dench while not really knowing what it means to be a Dench, makes this word one of a kind.

"You dench!"

"Stop being such a dench..."

"You look like a denchy pirate hooker."

"....oh yeah, well you're a dench." -used as a comeback.

by House Atreides October 5, 2010

Dench

The word used to describe an over-weight, hairy member of the female side. Plays on the word 'hench' and 'dense'.

"Ah man, She's Dench!"

by JustHereToHelp March 27, 2009

doinch

An attractive women with terrible legs

Me: Damn, I hope that hot girl behind the counter will be our waitress
Friend: Ha I know her, just wait until you see her other half.
Me: AHHHH her legs are huge- what a doinch!

by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003