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elizabeth's dick

the biggest shlong known to mankind. absolutely huge and will peg you
Carl: Hey Dave! Did you hear about elizabeth's dick?
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*
elizabeth's dick by tomatosauce3 December 3, 2020

elizabeth's mom 

fat ass bitch who will never shut the fuck up about ++++++++++. this bitch needs to shut the fuck up about people!!! who the fuck is she to start shit about people and she needs to shut the fuck up about sayin shit about some1 in her daughters class mind her own fucking business!!!!!! fuck u bitch!
elizabeth's mom is such a mother fuckin bitch!
elizabeth's mom by demi bobbete April 14, 2008

Moriah Elizabeth’s child 

A cute baby that is ten months old and is cute and beautiful and is the queen of squishing squishes
Person 1: look at Moriah Elizabeth’s child
Person2: she’s cute

Queen Elizabeth's jig 

When you shit in the shower and stomp the movement down the drain.
I was doing my squats in the shower this morning, accidently shit myself and had to give it a queen Elizabeth's jig.

Susan Elizabeth Shaw as Strauss's Fiancée

Susan Elizabeth Shaw as Strauss's Fiancée in Oppenheimer; from soap opera star to nuclear age romance. Love knows no bounds.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: who's that playing Strauss's fiancée in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Susan Elizabeth Shaw as Strauss's Fiancée, the queen of soap operas. She's in love with history now!

where's Elizabeth 

"Where's Elizabeth" is not a question per se, but rather it is an expression men use when surprised. "Where's Elizabeth" is generally said when a man sees a corpulent female and is amazed in some way; but it can also be used when a man sees anything mammoth which is out of the ordinary, such as a lake monster.
I was in the bar last night and in walked a 300-pound girl...and I couldn't help but cry, "Where's Elizabeth"!