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Dilf

An acronym for “dad I’d like to fuck”
Dilfs are usually hot and Randy’s a dilf. DILF IT UP RANDY.
Betty: “wow Cheryl, Hiram is such a dilf!”
by CCCCCCCCCCU February 26, 2018
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DILF

Man my boyfriends dad is a Dilf (dad in law forever)!!
by I’mampm May 5, 2023
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Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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Dilf God

Dilf God is the God of all Dilfs , this god has already pledged their allegiance to Milf God. If ever encountered by either of them pledge your allegiance.
My Dad got home from church , he said they worship someone called "Dilf God"
by Elaine’s Abyss Flower September 22, 2021
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dilf

dad i'd like to fuck (sven karvonen)
by definitivtinteenelevpåjarla February 5, 2021
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Dilf

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021
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DILFing

DogDad I’d Like to FuckFranklin
by Babewiththepwr April 24, 2023
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