Derin

Derin is a very attractive Turkish man with glasses and a North Face puffer jacket. However he always tries too hard. He'll sweeten you up and make you believe he likes you, and once you have fallen hard never speak to you again. Girls are attracted to him, but he can never make them stay, even if he tried. Stay away from Derin. But its impossible to get over him or get rid of his hoodie.

"I want Derin so bad but he icks me out!"
"Derin is such a pussy, he asked for my number and never texts me! His friend Joaquin is wayy better."

by coochiedestroyer69069 March 11, 2023

Derwin Narcisse

Fake, goofy, ugly, stupid, bitch
Those would be the best traits to describe Derwin Narcisse he loves to lick taint and sniff sack! Found typically on a porch

You’re chillin on that porch like Derwin Narcisse!

Stop acting like that boy Derwin Narcisse

by Dave List April 2, 2023

Ka-derping

The act of being, being with, or being as close as possibly can be, of, or to a Jack.

1; Holy crap, Ka-derping is the most amazing, vigorous, complicated activity ever!

2; Madison is the Ka-derping Queen!

by Starrelle June 19, 2011

Jerk Dirkin'

When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.

"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."

by MMM420 December 17, 2011

Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin

The noise a retarded kid makes

"Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin" - the retarded kid

by General Serb Nationalist October 5, 2023

skurkin the durkin

Skurkin' the durkin. To skurk the durk. To jack off/wank/spank the monkey/ choke Charlie till he throws up/charm the cobra/massage the purple headed warrior/ect

Man. Last night at Ethan's, I totally walked in on his little brother Alex skurkin his durkin! It even made me start skurkin the durkin, all of a sudden, all of us were skurkin our durkins! It was such a great night.

by Leiviguy May 28, 2016

derpina

feminine version of derp

person 1: i'm so lonely
derpina: derp
persona 2: herpderp

by omnomnomnomnous November 17, 2011