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Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.
by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
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donkey balls

An expression of discontent, usually used to describe on what said object of discontent sucks.
Kristy, that Dukes of Hazard movie does in fact suck donkey balls!
by Adhamh August 4, 2005
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donkey booty

by Pimpadizac May 4, 2008
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danke douche

parody of a nazi saying "thank you"
Gerhard: "Geshundeit"
Fritz: "Danke Douche"
by andy1 December 18, 2003
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donkey kong dong shlong

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
by G dawg mad August 14, 2003
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donkey drop

When a female is upside down, in a handstand type position, the male spreads her legs and then cocks the cock downward and piledrives it into her vagina with thrusting movements.
"Man if I get that girl in my room I'm gonna throw her off the side of the bed and donkey drop it on her until she squirts up to my neck....
by whomikedotcom July 19, 2009
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donkey bow

while recieving a blowjob and the girl will not take it all raise your elbow and bow her in the back of the head to make her deep throat
She said she couldnt take all of it while she was giving me a blowjob, so i donkey bowed that bitch and i showed her she could.
by cody singleton November 19, 2007
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