Dan 

Just he's an asshole

Dan is such an asshole

Dan by TayBae23 January 4, 2017

Dan 

1. Socially awkward; Oblivious to even the basic forms of human interaction
2. Literally the opposite of The Most Interesting Man in the World™
3. The guy who watches the Super bowl for the commercials.

4. Steve Carell from Anchorman or 40 year old virgin ; on current moon phase.

May be used interchangeably with the following phases: fuck, fuckard, WTF, fail, huh,

I told her she looks like my mother. I guess I really dan'd that up.

Dan by WordDoc31 December 10, 2016

Dan 

1. Sexiest man alive
2.Amazing in bed
3.12 inch dick
4. The best at everything

Guy 1. Jenny said Dan was amazing in bed last night
Girl1. Oh yeah yeah

Dan by Juicyguy January 29, 2019

Dan 

The jolly green giant (also likes everyone)including guys

It’s so ridiculous how tall dan is

Ya Dans kinda weird

Dan by Blasè123456789 September 12, 2019

Dan 

A pussy ass bitch

Have you met dan yet, he’s a pussy ass bitch who’s afriad of Lia

Dan by :)danyulsabitch May 4, 2018

Dan 

verb. to Dan someone. i.e to cut off the tip of someone's dick, giving the impression that they have a smaller penis than before. This is done to imitate the Dan, also known as the man with a 0.5mm penis

Jake: Dude, Alexander pissed me off, so I just Dan'd him
Carl: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Alexander: *Screaming* I BECAME DAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dan by GEneralfIGs March 15, 2018

Dan 

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road

Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit

Dan by Juul life May 19, 2018