Dan

Just he's an asshole

Dan is such an asshole

by TayBae23 January 4, 2017

Dan

1. Socially awkward; Oblivious to even the basic forms of human interaction
2. Literally the opposite of The Most Interesting Man in the World™
3. The guy who watches the Super bowl for the commercials.

4. Steve Carell from Anchorman or 40 year old virgin ; on current moon phase.

May be used interchangeably with the following phases: fuck, fuckard, WTF, fail, huh,

I told her she looks like my mother. I guess I really dan'd that up.

by WordDoc31 December 10, 2016

Dan

1. Sexiest man alive
2.Amazing in bed
3.12 inch dick
4. The best at everything

Guy 1. Jenny said Dan was amazing in bed last night
Girl1. Oh yeah yeah

by Juicyguy January 29, 2019

Dan

The jolly green giant (also likes everyone)including guys

It’s so ridiculous how tall dan is

Ya Dans kinda weird

by Blasè123456789 September 12, 2019

Dan

A pussy ass bitch

Have you met dan yet, he’s a pussy ass bitch who’s afriad of Lia

by :)danyulsabitch May 4, 2018

Dan

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road

Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit

by Juul life May 19, 2018

Dan

plat-n-uh m, plat-nuh m

a heavy, grayish-white, highly malleable and ductile metallic element, resistant to most chemicals, practically unoxidizable except in the presence of bases, and fusible only at extremely high temperatures: used for making chemical and scientific apparatus, as a catalyst in the oxidation of ammonia to nitric acid, and in jewelry. Symbol: Pt; atomic weight: 195.09; atomic number: 78; specific gravity: 21.5 at 20°C.

a light, metallic gray with very slight bluish tinge when compared with silver.

Dan is plat lol

by CarryPotter April 27, 2018