Fred Crow

Unusually dense individual that believes he is better than everyone else. Often has some sort of mental conditon
Jim: hey have you seen that guy that thinks hes better than everyone?
Dave: yea he's not had a job in 12 years and his girlfriend left him for being a lying egotistical creep
Jim: He's such a Fred Crow
by Dave+Jim July 20, 2018
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Being a Crow

"Being a Crow" is when someone will give you random, almost useless items as a way of showing affection.
Person 1: Dude, name was Being a Crow.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: They gave me a rock, how useless...
by D4G4NR0NP4 November 24, 2020
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crow of judgement

Crow of Judgement is a meme often used as a reaction image of judgment and disapproval. It is also captioned and changed to fit different scenarios.
Meme:

-wanna order a Pizza?
+I don't eat cheese!
-(sends a meme picture of a judgmental looking crow, under the picture written: "Crow of Judgement")

*Unfortunately Giphy didn't have the meme in their archive! I wish I could upload a picture myself.
by November 09, 2021
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Crows Shame

.......here we go again. A friend named "Crow" simping REAL HARD for fictional german WW1 soldier, Paul Baumer, from All Quiet on the Western Front/Im Westen Nicht Neues.

Weirdly enough, unlike the others, this one is regarded as her "best" character, as it's helped her mentally, spiritually and... everythingly. Good on ya m8.
"God, he's so fine."- Crow
"Bro shut up with ur Crows Shame"- Ajax
"Penis"- Crow
"DUDE LMFAOOOOO"- Ajax
by SpectacularCr0w February 11, 2023
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Tack on a crow

Navy tradition of punching your friend in the arm when get promoted to E3 to E6, punch lands where the patch wound get sewn on to the uniform.
Tack on a crow. My arm is still sore from getting my crow tacked on.
by Cecilchuck June 09, 2019
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Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.
Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”
by Im0ster December 03, 2020
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Crow-mance

A word for when a dude is dating a woman who is three times his age
Gene: is Jimmy seriously in love with that woman she's old enough to be his grandma
Sue: I don't know if it's true love but it's for sure a crow-mance!
by Tiltied August 09, 2020
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