Croosed

To be hopeful to the point of crossing your fingers

I was croosed that I would get an interview

Croosed by Podulike March 3, 2014

crookled 

A word only used by Rochdaliens and it means the same as going over on you're ankle

*falls off pavement*

"Oh god, I just crookled"

"You did what?"

"Crookled. You know? Falling over on your ankle?"

"Oohhhhh, I understand"

crookled by Rochdalien April 20, 2017

Cooked it 

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal

Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon

Cooked it by mcmurtle April 29, 2019

how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."

how's the waffle cooked? by G T Ripper March 30, 2009

cronked

To be highly intoxicated, usually from intense alchohol consumption.

It's New Years Eve, lets get cronked!

cronked by Hash Pipe December 31, 2003

Cooked cunt 

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.

Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.

Cooked cunt by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016

Cooked Chicken 

Noun.

A chicken which has been slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps chicken with the speed of 3725.95 mph* this is a cooked chicken.

Cooked Chicken by Atheon February 22, 2019