Cornfuddle

The Southern version of "Confuddle" a mixture of confuse and befuddle causing "Brain Lock."

Don't cornfuddle the po' guy, he's having enough trouble as it is. 'Cause time cornfuddles him.

by DraegonDaddy January 14, 2016

confederection

Confederection or confed-erection is an descriptive noun used to describe the state of being of a person obsessed with the Confederate States of America their "southern heritage". People who exhibit a confederection proudly display rebel banners and other pieces of confederacy memorabilia and many are sympathetic to the confederate cause. Some are adamant that "the south will rise again" and display thinly veiled or outright racism.

"Jee, Jim's really going all out, he's got the flag plastered on his pick up and every thing!"
"Yeah, he's got a real confederection."

by The Classiest of Bagels July 7, 2016

CORNED

To get totally wasted on American Corn Tradition (Vodka)

1.Fabian is so corned right now! He can't even stand straight
2.Man , I'm getting corned tonight

by ThinkingEmoji2000000 October 13, 2017

Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.

After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!

by Dr. TacoD PHD December 2, 2017

Cornfetti Mudbath

When you want her to shit on your chest, but she has corny poo.

I asked Maria to drop one on my chest last night.. She painted me with Cornfetti Mudbath.

by Salty Giraffe Poo December 8, 2017

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Confederate Queen

A boothang, your lover, lifelong partner, baby girl

I’m hoping to find myself a confederate queen one day and marry her.

by 44 time all star June 13, 2018