Confusionism

A religion very much like Confucius.

Steve did not understand what he was doing, therefore he was starting to believe in Confusionism.

by JoeWhoIsInsane July 26, 2011

labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

by AdamV August 28, 2006

conflusion

The intrusions of the delusions of the mind; used to deter mass confusion; the slap of reality in the face after one's mind has wandered astray.

Sorry, I was in my own little world. Gimme a second to let this conflusion wear off!

by BanAnna215 February 26, 2011

Confusion

plural for units used to operate electronic devices

The coffe table was almost hidden by a confusion of remote controls

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

Colluding

A way to secretly talk about having sex. The act of "collusion" refers to sex.

I'm colluding with my GF = I'm having sex/sexual acts with my girlfriend.

by WordRef August 4, 2009

Stereo Collision

This well PHAT band i manage safe to them
www.stereocollision.tk

That stereo collision gig was phat
yer wicked, chavs suck

by Rossyboy8 January 13, 2005

Boner Collision

A momentous occasion

Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!

by GTS585 January 2, 2011