Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
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Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.
Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.
Human: What makes you say that?
Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?
Human: Why wouldn’t you?
Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.
Human: huh?
Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.
Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.
Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
Human: What makes you say that?
Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?
Human: Why wouldn’t you?
Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.
Human: huh?
Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.
Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.
Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
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They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.
They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.
Person 1: I literally like, sleep for 17 hours a day, and I'm STILL FRICKING TIRED.
Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.
Person 1: ...:c
Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.
Person 1: ...:c
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when I told someone in an online chatroom the other day that i was a white Canadian male, i was shocked when they called me a traitorous colonial when I'm not even British but white East European.
by Sexydimma January 23, 2017
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when I told someone in an online chatroom the other day that i was a white Canadian male, i was shocked when they called me a traitorous colonial when I'm not even British but white East European.
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