Ass clown

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.

by DEEZ NUTS July 4, 2003

clown school

a place to go to get your clown credentials

1, that moron must have graduated from clown school 2, hurry up you don't want to be late on your first day of clown school, you're the teacher.

by kenner63 October 5, 2010

Clown Nose

A euphemism for the practice of some professional comedians to wade into serious discussions on political, economic and or/ social issues and take firm stances, only to fall back on the excuse that they're "just a comedian" whenever their views are challenged or refuted. Usually used as "clown nose on/clown nose off" to illustrate the switch a comedian performs between trying to be taken seriously as a pundit and trying to deflect any actual debate by claiming to be a jokester.

Comic: *clown nose off* "And that's why I sincerely believe that we need to pass new laws to eliminate unemployment!"

Guest: "But 0% unemployment would drive up wages due to the lack of available workers to fill jobs, which would cause a ripple effect that raised the cost of goods and services."

Comic: *clown nose on* "...Look, pal, I just host a late-night comedy show. If you're taking this seriously, there must be something wrong with you! Ah-WOCKA-WOCKA!"

by Lex Logic April 25, 2019

Total Clown School

1. When you should be taking something serious but everyone is completely out of control in a silly way.

2. Taking video games more serious than school work.

3. Choosing to play hallway dodgeball rather than study for a midterm or final.

3. Totally blowing off anything important in life just so you can have a good time.

Matt: You super glued his tooth brush holder and deoderant closed?

Sam: this is total clown school.
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Rob: Dude, lets play some Super Smash Bros.

Brian: Naw man, I have two papers and a test tomorrow...Fuck it, 99 lives. Lets Go.

Sam: This is total clown school.
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Evan: They moved 5 beds into one room and didn't get written up for it?

Sam: This is total clown school.

by Caribou Brown October 20, 2009

Happy Vim the Clown

An underground comedy musician, best known for his work in the Psycho Clown Brothers. He releases comedy rap records independantly, and also stars in the underground comedy shows "Monitoring Cell 13" and "Late Night Clown Show" with his long time comedy partner Gigglechopz the Clown. Unfortunatelly, he never reached mainstream status due to his macarbe comedy style being a very "aquired taste". He almost always appears in his attire as a creepy looking clown for both his music, and his shows.

Norgoth: I heard a comedy song last night by some guy dressed as a creepy looking clown. Do you know him?

Gornoth: Yea, that's Happy Vim the Clown. I think. He's a lunatic.

by Your darling mumsykins February 2, 2010

Clown Blower

One who consistently and prominently displays a "white o-ring" around one's mouth after brushing one's teeth. Thus, it appears that one has sucked a circus clown's white-face-painted penis.

Han brushed his teeth and, failing to rinse the excessive toothpaste from his mouth, formed a white ring of paste residue surrounding his lips. It looked like Han had just finished giving Bozo the beloved-white-face-painted Clown a mean BJ. Han was a clown blower.

by Getinda Kayj-Bich April 23, 2008

clown whore

A prostitute or slut (or any woman really), donning make-up to such extremes so as to render her face a likeness to that of a circus clown's. Generally this would involve lots of of vibrant eyeshadow, blush and lipstick.

The Red Light District and Las Vegas, for example, is full of clown whores

by Clown Pimp July 31, 2009