Cement mixer poop

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020

Clamenza’s Foot

A debilitating disease believed to be caused by over-playing certain card games. Also known as Hyperactive Card Player’s disease, games such as Blitz and Euchre can cause Clamenza’s Foot to rapidly spread through your body and attack your cells. If this disease is not treated within ten card games, you are likely to contract an even more debilitating Type 1 Arthritic Credenza.

Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.

Perpetual card holding hand is a symptom of Clamenza’s Foot.

by The Card Player May 20, 2021

cement

das conk creet baybee

max: insert... right here a sausage dog talking about concrete
twomad: he's saying-
max: oi look up here bro whats he saying???
twomad: cement das conk creet baybee

by kirbywest March 15, 2023

crement

To turn someone's ashes into a diamond that can be worn on a ring.

After he died, his wife decided to crement his remains so that they could be together forever.

by Sternchancer July 16, 2023

gent cement

Gent cement is a synonym for semen. Commonly used in very vigorous and harsh circumstances, to express dominance over other parties.

I made her swallow all of my gent cement once I had finished.

by GentCement3 March 25, 2014

Mixing cement

Is when you’re so scared of getting raped in prison, that you don’t wipe your ass for 10 years, in hope that it will Scare off potential diddlers. But what happens to you, is you’re held down while Six guys Bukakake your well crusted ass. In preparation for Imminent destruction.

“Hey boy, you’re gonna pay for taking my waffle at breakfast. It’s time time for mixing cement”.

by Peanut mud butt November 2, 2020

cement pills

Medication given to a person when they need to Harden The Fuck Up

Guy1: Dude you walked out of Saw 3, you need some of these
Guy2: What are those?
Guy1: Cement Pills so you can harden the fuck up

by Medstudent June 14, 2009