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self-cleaning oven

when a criminal becomes the victim of a crime because he victimized someone at an earlier time; in other words, karma comes back on the criminal, the problem takes care of itself without the need for police or legal intervention. In theory, eventually all crime should diminish because of this theory, the oven should clean itself.
"Man, that banger got shot because he jacked those same dudes last week...it's okay because now his crew will roll back on them...they don't want to make a police report, it's a self-cleaning oven."
by Travislicious April 5, 2008
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cleaning rape

the act of being forced to clean against ones will.
Person 1: (crying) I was forced to wash dishes, do laundry, clean the bathroom, mop and vacuum!

Person 2: Its ok, it's not your fault.

Person 1: I was cleaning raped!
by underarmourfixated August 19, 2011
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Cleaning The Toilet

Bob: "Did you miss me?"
Sally: "I think about you every time I'm cleaning the toilet"
by prettyfunnyhuh??? August 20, 2013
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Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.
i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.
by jahdsk August 13, 2007
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Deluxe Carpet Cleaning

Simply Deluxe Carpet Cleaning, is by far the nastiest most infestated place of employment on the face of the earth, and by infestated I mean deseased, AIDS, Hep C, Herpagondosyphilades, Gonareah etc... you name the desease, it is there.
If you want a desease goto D.C.C.
by Ex-Telemarketer June 2, 2004
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The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
by beanwrangler December 11, 2011
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cleaning

The only sport women should be allowed to play.
Woman; "im gonna play in the Olympics one day"

Man; "shut the fuck up n do some cleaning!!!"
by nas666 November 11, 2009
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