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cheating

Something a man does when his lover is being a jade by not appreciating and acknowledging him enough.

Something a woman does when she is being a jade.
My girlfriend is a cheating whore.

I cheat because my girlfriend is a whore.
by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010
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Cheating

Cheating is actually having a SEXUAL relationship with anyone but the other in your relationship. That means oral, anal or vaginal sex. That means the girls cant do anything to guys but give them hand or boob jobs (without her mouth). If her mouth touches his dick, then its oral sex. If his dick enters her pussy or ass then its sex as well (vaginal and anal respectively). If he eats her out its still technically oral (cheating).
If they are close friends, they can however kiss, give hand jobs, eat each others "love juice", feel each other up and anything else that isn't sex.

EXCEPTIONS:
As with everything, there are some exceptions. They include...
-If you aren't close friends (it is cheating)
-If you have an open relationship (then NOTHING is really cheating anymore)
-If you and your significant other have other exceptions made (such as partially open relationship that specifically make it fine to do what you are doing)
-If you and your significant other have decided that the cheating boundary is more strict (then you MUST follow the new guide lines)

How does this work you might ask? Well you obviously haven't heard of a "romantic friendship". To qualify you and the other person must know each other well, you two must trust each other and you two must enjoy spending the time together.
Romantic friendships are real. They are very uncommon today, but at one time they used to be everywhere.
Steven: "Alexa, I heard you were found making out with . your friend the other day. Is this true?"
Alexa: "Yes, we were."
Steven: "Why would you cheat on me?"
Alexa: "Oh, it isn't cheating. We have known each other . since grade 8 and we weren't having a sexual . relation"
Steven: "So what is it if it isn't cheating?"
Alexa: "Its called a romantic friendship."
Steven: "So its okay to do that sort of thing now?"
Alexa: "Yes, In fact it has been for a long time."
Steven: "Okay, that sounds good."
Alexa: "Just remember, you can't have sex in any form with . them!"
by Nobody 69 January 25, 2010
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Cheating

$10 prostitute "I'm a beautiful, young, married woman."

Hym "But you're cheating on your husband with a disabled man-child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
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cheating virgin

A student in the Junior or Senior high school that has yet to cheat on a test or an assignment.
Those seventh graders are such "cheating virgins."

I can't believe Jack is a "cheating virgin!"
by drew d. March 25, 2008
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cheating bastard

A person who is unfaithful to somebody, normally a lover. If you would put this definition into a 'Twitch' emote you would use 'forsenCD'
Donator: I want you to fuck my wife
Streamer: Okay sir!
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Example 2:

Guy: I heard your husband was cheating on you.
Wife: what a fuckin' cheating bastard!
by ghu9cfdt November 13, 2018
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Cheating

Oh yeah I forgot to address that one (since we're playing the make references to everything the other says)
Hym "I forgot to address the cheating thing. Was that her who cheated? Not the dude right. The 6 month turn around? I saw the video of her talking about her trip and I'm like 'Ooooh yeah she got slutted out by that kickboxer didn't she?' that's hilarious my guy. I actually watch clips of his videos all the time. He's a man after my own heart. He talks like he's one of my disciples or something. Daughter-bang by way of transitive property. I take partial credit. But, anywho, least he didn't type some shit into urban dictionary about her or fucking plagiarism anything. Are you refusing to acknowledge and schizophreniaing him too? I didn't notice any references to him. I can't write about your videos but he can drive your daughter around in a bu-gah-ee and ruin her marriage? That's fair. I'm glad I'm incurring god's vengeance over here."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
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cheating network

the site people go to before they learn about cheatingsupreme.com
Screw Cheating Network, Cheating Supreme has better bots.
by famousmassacre1 June 16, 2009
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