Status Quo Champion

1) n. A person who fights to maintain the status quo.

2) the opposite of a Social Justice Warrior.

John signed a petition to keep schools segregated. John is a Status Quo Champion.

by Alice-Addams July 2, 2016

almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.

Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.

by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018

daddys football champion

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Yea he’s daddys football champion

by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020

World Endurance Championship

World Endurance Championship (WEC) is a racing Championship run by the FIA its an Endurance race where they race 4 hours to 24 hours. It has 4 classes LMH,LMP2,GTE PRO, and GTE AM in my opinion better then fomula 1

Did you see the world endurance championship at le mans?

by anonymous January 1, 2022

the people's champion

the rock, dwayne johnson. he is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. we all worship him. he is one above God. im pretty sure Jesus and superman are less popular than him.

the rock is the people's champion. Superman and jesus are somes bitches from stories

by tinytom November 23, 2006

Championite

disciples of the great Special K, those who are "in", or those who Special K values greater than his escriment.

Non Championite- "Please Championite don't squish my puny face."

Championite- "My uber strong Championite muscles will crush your puny face."

Championite Crowd "All hail the Great Championite, Special K."

by A Championite December 4, 2009

Champion Chug

The act of heroically chugging a beer, generally on one knee, while wearing a cape.

Johnny had decided not to party that night, but when he saw his friend champion chug a 40 ounce bud heavy, his morale was immediately restored.

by centrebro February 21, 2011