caring

Sarcastically stating the one cares.

'I got shouted at by my boss this morning, I'm so upset!' 'Oh really?! Fucking caring.'

'My mum's just found a lump in her breast!' 'Caring'

'Wanna breathe, wanna grieve, wanna live, wanna give. Caring about it...'

'Caring about your deep house record collection cunt.'

by CaringAboutLife April 24, 2014

Andy Carrington

The author of Antifa, an anti-fascist and anti-democratic novel which sells poorly.

To deny the truth no matter how relevant and ignore the cries of society around you in an attempt to justify total Islamic domination.

Andy Carrington tried to attack a Facebook Page where the mostly non-Muslim community were saying no to planning proposals to turn a pub into an Islamic centre.

Community spokesperson: We are a community of mostly Christians. There are only 3% Muslims living in this area. To build an Islamic centre for only 3% when we need a community centre which is open to all people wouldn't make any sense and so we are against it.

Loony left: You're a racist and a fascist, Islam is the true way. You must submit to it, there is no other choice.

Spectator: Typical Andy Carrington style response, freedom of speech and the voice of the majority is being denied again.

by gcmax May 15, 2013

Craning

Verb. To try and pick up a girl for more serious and less shallow purpose (in other words, deeper than spading). To crane a girl is to want her warts and all, for life not just for Christmas

Jon was craning Sam so hard at the Spitmunky gig last night! I think someone's in love

by AlphaCrane July 19, 2009

Carving Pumpkins

Having alternating sex with two girls at the same time, both of which are in the dog.

Bro, if these chics keep this up, I'll be carving pumpkins tonight.

by Scooter D October 12, 2013

caring

Used to sarcastically state that you really do not care what someone has just said.

Mike: yea, so I worked out again today.
John: caring.

Mike: Tiger just got a hole in one!
John: caring.

by sarcastic guy September 15, 2007

carbing

To be excessively linked to websites while chatting, or texting. No chatting, just endless links.

I was IMing with J, he never speaks, just endlessly carbing me.

What's up with all the carbing dude, can't you say hi?

by ctden666 March 12, 2009

corning

Verb: To stick ears of corn in someone's lawn as a prank. This is usually done to people that you don't like and that annoy you

We did a great job corning her lawn last night

by BGSTAH October 25, 2015