Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

by raslie March 5, 2021

Doorstep Crapper

A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.

Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.

Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.

Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.

Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*

by jims gooning May 1, 2021

Bitch Capper

A female who be cappin but a whole bitch.

Damn you see sanguelta lately, she bein a bitch capper

by Dood guy I’m the dood July 7, 2021

Capper

Syed Raza

Person 1: "Oh, Syed said he'd come to workouts today"
Person 2: " hahaha that's hilarious, he's such a capper"
*Person 1 and 2 laugh for the next 30 minutes*

by this man a capper August 8, 2021

capper

wanting big dick because you are gay, if your a boy of course. or “big dick sucker” or “big dick rider”

me:”hey look its martin the capper!!”

by usgegsuwhe November 1, 2021

Capper

Someone known for their white lies. Usually by the name of Marcus.

That man right there is a capper.

by Blxntslxt December 23, 2021

Capper

A capper is someone who lies constantly to his friends and family, someone like historical capper “Aidan A”

“I’m going to the party” then proceeds to be a capper and not go to the party

by TheurbangodLandon December 31, 2021