CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

Caidan

Someone very strong-headed, with a craving for knowledge and a passion for music.

Person1: Hey look at that over there; it's Caidan!
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he's a smart guy.

by Kyle Barlow September 2, 2019

Whore Card

When you have sex. Each time you have sex, you renew your whore card.

Nicole: Amber, when did you last renew your whore card?

Amber: Last night when I fucked Antoine.

by Nicoliooooooooooo October 6, 2011

Racial card

Something most black people use to get their way by trying to make whites feel gulity. It's mostly involves the phrases "Because I'm black." "You racist"

Examples of the racial card:

"You won't have sex with me because I'm black, bitch you racist"

"You didn't vote Obama because he's black. Bitch you racist"

'You assume I did it cuz I black".

"You won't give it to me for free cause I'm black"

by Messager October 21, 2012

sexuality card

Similar to a virginity card, but pertains to one's sexuality instead. You lose your sexuality card after you realize you are gay or straight by developing a crush on someone or after kissing someone.

For example, you can think your'e straight, but have a crush on another guy and realize you're gay. That guy then took your sexuality card. Same thing can happened after kissing, you can think youre sexuality is one thing, and kiss someone, and then realize its something else, or confirm that it is what you thought it was. You would therefore lose your sexuality card to the person you kissed. As long as your sexuality is confirmed by said crush or kiss.

Damn Joe i didnt know you were gay, who took your sexuality card?
Oh it was TJ, hes so hawt!!

by TEEJA January 3, 2018

report card day

If you're a student like me (Makes horrible test grades but actually does your homework and somewhat cares) then you probably dread this day. If you're a student like my older sister(Studies hard never misses a homework assingment aces all the tests and on the teachers good side) then you probably love this day. This is the day when asian parents yell at their kids for getting an A-. This is the day white kids get sympathy for making a C. This is also the day that black kids get their asses whooped for bringing home a D+. If by chance your report card satisfies your parent then you can expect some money or a trip to your favorite restaurant.

Asian kid: Mom... heres my report card
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!

White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.

Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMA NO!!!!

by childplz March 27, 2011

puerto rican credit card

A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.

"Oh my god! Het gots a puerto rican credit card!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006