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gay buffer

The unused urinal(s) between two males when the extra capacity could be used. Most men would rather wait for someone to finish then have their penis in glancing distance of another man to avoid any assumptions of homosexuality.
Male 1: Why don't you just use the urinal between them?
Male 2: I need my gay buffer, I don't want them to looking at my dick.
by Pearlsea July 14, 2010
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HomeTown Buffet

Founded in 1989, HomeTown Buffet is a buffet-style, sit-down restaurant chain headquartered in Eagan, Minnesota and with locations throughout the United States.

Its wide selection of food include pizza, hot dogs, hot wings, sliced ham among many others.
My local HomeTown Buffet is only a five-minute walk from my middle school.
by Esther Leng April 11, 2007
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bag buffer

n. a goatee, soul-patch, or any form of chin hair, or Amish beard, that, when applied to a scrotum, produces a fine mirror-like finish.
"Sweet bag buffer John!" "Thanks, I just had it clipped."
by Wendellian October 13, 2005
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Country Kitchen Buffet

South Park's version of "Country Buffet," A buffet style chain restaurant in Colorado that attracts a large portion of elderly citizens.
I go to Country Kitchen Buffet when I have the munchies but there's always a bunch of old people there. :(
by What is 7x6 April 26, 2010
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penis buffer

1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.
Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.
by bob lopez January 7, 2006
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Buffet Pants

Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.
random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!

you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.

random family member: You are such a fat lard.
by shortyjordy January 19, 2009
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Bouffed

1. To be so full or stuffed after a meal you can't move.

2. To have drinking so much beer that you have no more room in your stomach.

Originated in Elk Grove, CA
1. That was so delicious I couldn't stop myself and now I am so bouffed.

2. I am going to bouff out tonight!

3. NO, I am to bouffed to have sex right. Leave me alone!
by Sweetbaby0330 March 12, 2010
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