when you start squirting while playing basketball. this could refer to either feces or sexual liquids.
dave: damn bruh i dont think i could play ball no more i got that liquid kobe bryant squirts
joe: what the fuck thats nasty
joe: what the fuck thats nasty
by tony_hawk_pussycoc November 16, 2016
When accused of sexual assault, be it true or untrue, the act paying off the alleged victim for their silence. Successful strategy employed by former and now deceased NBA player Kobe Bryant.
Antonio Brown should have just exercised the Kobe Bryant protocol when the victim requested just 2 million. He is worth so much more.
by Roman Legion October 25, 2020
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by Reborn Abortion April 04, 2017
a day to celebrate the loss of kobe bryant, huge inspiration, amazing father, and NBA star loved by many.
by @babyxmartiii January 28, 2020
One who licks his face more than a dog. It can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area, or a flurry of smaller licks as if he is trying to eat his own lips.
Kobe "Scooby Doo" Bryant had a press conference today, and showed the world how to eat your own face while speaking.
by elfstrodamus6 October 18, 2006