shaboinka-boink

1. to bang or have sex

Man...she's hot. I'd shaboinka-boink that.

by djtheman August 4, 2005

Bonked

Having a sexual relation with a teacher you had freshman year.

I heard a kid got bonked last night!

by IGotBonked August 16, 2017

boink

v. To fuck.

Guess what?? Nick finally got boinked!

by The Grammar Nazi November 18, 2006

Bonkai

The ship name of the characters Bonnie Bennett and Malichai Parker in The Vampire Diaries series.

( Bonnie x Kai = Bonkai )

Omg did you see the latest epidoe of TVD? I totally ship Bonkai!

by Cartters October 12, 2015

Boinker

Another name for a man's penis and or erection.

Example 1:
Bro 1: Hey man, do you see what I see?
Bro 2: Yes, I see what you see!
Bro 3: Dude, that girl gave me a total boinker.

Exampe 2:
Guy get's hit in the dick.
Guy: Awh man, that one hit me right in the boinker.

by canadaboy May 20, 2010

Bonk buddy

Same as fuck friend or sex friend.

A person with whom you have sex, cose you don't have a partner with which to have meaningfull sex.

Plural - Bonk Buddies

Man those Japanese exchange students make great bonk buddies.

by DrSnow April 18, 2005

blonk

A complex manouevre that involves closing one eye whilst keeping the other one open.

The Doctor: Since encountering the Weeping Angels, I've been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and I've finally figured one out.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.

by abcd_z August 12, 2010