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bloosm

An amazing girl that brightness up your soul to the top. So smart that has lots of friends. Cute, nice, and funny. There's no way to get mad at her. Helps you by heart. And has the best smell ever. A truthful friend, that can be told anything. Good looking to every guy. Well treated and well respected by every one. Just can't stop loving her, and will always have her in your mind.
Also for good smell, and nice clothes.
That Bloosm is such a smartass, total smells amazing.
by Newnames March 10, 2016
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blossom ass

This is a rump so perfect formed and founded by woman wearing spandex or any type of elastic materials
Did you see that blossom ass Kenny?

" Yeah! I couldn't imagine what I'd do with that".

"I couldn't help but to stare at it from underneath the pit."
by Stiffler hysion June 8, 2017
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Blossoms

Ewwww, your family is blossoms.
by Riverdale.memez June 17, 2017
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Blossomcest

"Blossomcest" is the fandom shipping nickname for the twincest pairing between siblings Cheryl Blossom and the late Jason Blossom on the CW's Riverdale as well as the popular "Archie afterlife" comics.
Fan 1: "How do we come up with a name?"
Fan 2: "I don't know...uh, Jasryl, no, Cherson, no, uh maybe put their last name together with something."
Fan 3: "How bout'? Blossomcest?"
Fan 1 & Fan 2: *both look at Fan 3 confused*

Fan 3: "What? It's obvious..."
by Kathryn Santini August 12, 2018
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Bloosming

blue-some-ing
A combination of blooming and blossoming
Look at those trees! They’re bloosming!
by Rose Chardonnay March 22, 2019
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Blossom

Blossom is aggressive and knows what she wants and if she doesn’t get it she won’t give up until she does but overall she is hilarious has comedy that may come across as mean and sarcastic but she just does it because she trusts you, she may not try too hard but deep down she isn’t that stupid, we all love blossom!
Blossom you deserve your love!
by ohnoiloveyou May 1, 2019
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Blossom Handle

A male sexual organ that has been sprayed with floral scented cologne/perfume
Monika: "Yo i saw Brad's dong last night"
Carlito: "Bruh"
Monika: "it's a real Blossom Handle
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 27, 2019
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