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wank blimp

Hold the tip of you foreskin whilst cumming to keep your glorious wank mess free.
Dude I totally did a wank blimp last night
by Wank blimp October 13, 2017
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get blimmed

to blim someone up is to sell someone one gram of ketamine which is actually half a gram of ketamine and half a gram of slightly ground up salt. the buyers will message you the next day saying it was “dope wonk” and “wavy”. you’ll reply with “safe”

basically any deal where there is asymmetric information where the consumer is worse off is an example of a consumer getting “blimmed up”

this can be in any situation not just ketamine also.
did you hear how i massively underweighted those goons on a shot of K ??

hahah yeh get blimmed
by wonk master June 30, 2019
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A pimp blimp

by Johnny Garcia October 9, 2020
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New York Blimp

A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has then rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp
Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" and it was time to spark it up
by FrankW May 18, 2022
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blimbus

receiving a rim job while squating on a broad's face and titty-shagging all at the same time
I feel terrible, as I was getting my weekly blimbus I totally suffocated Wendy with my ass cheeks!
by goonoser August 23, 2011
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blimp dick

His blimp dick tore my ass open.
by 0-0 wat? October 7, 2013
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Blimey

Used alongside crikey in a low, gravelly tone to denote idiocy. Often written blimeeeeey. For the full freak effect, salute and bend down as low as possible. Also used to make angry people even angrier.
Woman who's upset about something:"Move out of the frickin way"
Idiot: "Blimey"
Woman who's upset about something becomes even angrier.
by Edoss October 7, 2007
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