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Blaper Blā'pər is a contraction of the words blog and paper.
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1. A sheet of Web space to write on
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1. A sheet of Web space to write on
I would like to get my thoughts on a sheet of Blaper. I have a great story all I need is a nice piece of Blaper to put it on.
I Blapered the internet with my story.
I Blapered the internet with my story.
by Alexander Variety January 23, 2009
Get the Blaper mug.when i man is receiving oral sex and removes his item and proceeds to slap her in the face with the item, then takes the item and reinserts into the orifice.
by big bizzie August 23, 2008
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by Kottie October 28, 2007
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This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
by Thatguywiththeoutrageouslyandunessesarilylongname June 4, 2007
Get the gab my blabster, bashers mug.to bump and slap music really loud, especially with extra hard basslines, while dancing and having the best time of your life. may or may not involve the following: turntables, hot chicks, crunk juice, beach, special occasion, friends
Let's BLAP! Blappin is so much fun! We were blapping so hard at the beach with our turntables! It was totally blappin in that club! We should go to blapaholics anonymous meetings. But blapping is my favorite thing to do, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it...BLAP!
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