birdie

weed

man 1: "dawg im high as fuck right now"
man 2: "why?"
man 1: "cus i just smoked a birdie"
man 2: "you are a crazy motherfucker!!"

by blankanonymous September 23, 2011

birdies

To give someone the middle finger

The guy taking the tickets at the cinema had his middle finger in bandages because he did too many birdies.

by MrsF October 17, 2015

Birdie wurdy girl

A girl that hangs out with birds and is mostly lonely

"My friend was a birdie wurdy girl until birds pecked her to death"

by Hangreygirl May 29, 2016

Birdie

Birdie can mean at least two things:

1 - (noun.) A wake and shine pre-roll; often found located near you bed/nightstand.

2 - (verb.) when you take sip from someone else's drink without the lips touching it.

1 - I like my birdie in the morning ~

2 - "C: Can i have a sip? D: no. C: No it's alright i'll take a birdie.
D: A birdie whats... C: just see for yourself! D:..NO! you'll not! C: *takes a birdie*

by 311dude November 18, 2016

Birdfeed

A man who chooses to spend all his time on the phone to his bird or social media feeds, even when in the company of friends.

Get off your fucking phone birdfeed!

by Jdftazo12 March 9, 2017

Birder

Having a hard on for birds; their version of Pornhub is watching birds mate. Gets sexually arroused by birds mating and feeding their young. Very weird people.

The birder/birders saw a falcon on top of a building at the University of Kansas and immediately got a hard on and freaked out.

by Pussyanalsex69 October 6, 2018

Birdie

Someone, typically a girl sent out to do drug deliveries for a seller.

Rapper: I got birdies in the kitchen

by 14corbinh January 10, 2019