In todays society that baby wont last long. We're too overpopulated as it is.
That mother just birthed her 12th kid. Some religions need to learn to wear condoms.
That mother just birthed her 12th kid. Some religions need to learn to wear condoms.
by barry white September 21, 2003
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He is living off his birthday welfare today. He went to Mickey D's with his mickey money, dunks with his gift card and carted his own ass around using the gas card from Grammy.
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study of loads of useless reactions, usually taught by an old professor.
don't even try to say the name of the molecules.
its impossible.
biochemists name them just so they can take the mick out of poor students.
dont try to read the book. i mean, seriously, nobody reads it. not even the guy that wrote it. its another thing biochemists do just to piss their pants laughing at us.
if you're sleepy, this is the lesson you should go to. (believe me, i've slept during several of my biochemistry lessons, it's GREAT)
just make sure you say "protein conformation" or "acetyl coA is of major importance" if you're caught unprepared.
don't even try to say the name of the molecules.
its impossible.
biochemists name them just so they can take the mick out of poor students.
dont try to read the book. i mean, seriously, nobody reads it. not even the guy that wrote it. its another thing biochemists do just to piss their pants laughing at us.
if you're sleepy, this is the lesson you should go to. (believe me, i've slept during several of my biochemistry lessons, it's GREAT)
just make sure you say "protein conformation" or "acetyl coA is of major importance" if you're caught unprepared.
Professor: "Pyruvate carboxylase is the first regulatory enzyme in the gluconeogenic pathway, requiring acetyl-CoA as a positive effector... excuse miss, are you SLEEPING?!?"
You: "huh..? ermm acetyl-CoA is of major importance..?"
Professor: "Indeed!!! "
You: "lovely.... *stupid biochemistry* ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
You: "huh..? ermm acetyl-CoA is of major importance..?"
Professor: "Indeed!!! "
You: "lovely.... *stupid biochemistry* ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
by hellomynameisinês May 26, 2008
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Get the birth control mug.Slang for bitch, used where bitch might be a little too intense, somewhat less offensive and used among friends. An exclamation of pain. Adj.
by -Jonny January 8, 2005
Get the biotch mug.This is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. The song "Birthday Sex" will play in one's head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn't actually have sex on his Birthday.
Bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming," I HATE YOU JERIMIAH" ... Birthday Sex Syndrome has claimed another victim.
by BirthdayGoneBad July 13, 2010
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The vast majority of the High Ranking players pick the cheap Electrobolt/Elephant Gun loadout, which requires zero skill to use. Any loadouts that are effective against countering these players are considered "noob" and bawwww/ragequit about them only for them to use it themselves.
Instead of allowing the player to host a server on the PC version and pick whatever they want, the developers, much like most of the ones in the past 2 years (see Modern Warfare 2), got dropped on the head and decided to use a match maker, which typically puts the player in matches that are almost over or with scores such as 490-10 and placing the player on the losing team or in matches with the host lagging and disconnecting everyone.
A Map Pack the Rapture Metro was released in May 11 2010 for Multiplayer. In it contains 6 new maps for user's enjoyment. Unlike the Tester Pack or the Character Map Pack, which were already included in the original game files (you still had to pay money just to use them), not everyone has the DLC. As a result they never show up on the match maker. 2K officials have promised a future patch giving a DLC map loadout but no patch was ever developed. In addition, the last DLC "Minerva's Den" was not released on the PC.
The overall lack of polish in Bioshock 2's multiplayer mode may have contributed to an annoucement that Bioshock Infinite may not have multiplayer shipped with it upon it's release.
The vast majority of the High Ranking players pick the cheap Electrobolt/Elephant Gun loadout, which requires zero skill to use. Any loadouts that are effective against countering these players are considered "noob" and bawwww/ragequit about them only for them to use it themselves.
Instead of allowing the player to host a server on the PC version and pick whatever they want, the developers, much like most of the ones in the past 2 years (see Modern Warfare 2), got dropped on the head and decided to use a match maker, which typically puts the player in matches that are almost over or with scores such as 490-10 and placing the player on the losing team or in matches with the host lagging and disconnecting everyone.
A Map Pack the Rapture Metro was released in May 11 2010 for Multiplayer. In it contains 6 new maps for user's enjoyment. Unlike the Tester Pack or the Character Map Pack, which were already included in the original game files (you still had to pay money just to use them), not everyone has the DLC. As a result they never show up on the match maker. 2K officials have promised a future patch giving a DLC map loadout but no patch was ever developed. In addition, the last DLC "Minerva's Den" was not released on the PC.
The overall lack of polish in Bioshock 2's multiplayer mode may have contributed to an annoucement that Bioshock Infinite may not have multiplayer shipped with it upon it's release.
Player 1: "Well Bioshock 2's Multiplayer was one of the biggest disappointments of my life. I spent $10 on the DLC map pack and I learned I can't even play it 99% of the time."
Player 2: "Stfu go play it on a private match"
Player 2: "Stfu go play it on a private match"
by Quantumity October 9, 2010
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