awkward

having your flat mate walk in on you while you are making out with yourself in the mirror, moaning, and saying in a deep, sexy, voice: "oh, baby".

the true meaning of awkward.

by viva_la_gloria July 28, 2009

Twitter

A stalkers paradise.

If you are a stalker, and the person you are stalking has a twitter...consider yourself lucky.

by viva_la_gloria August 30, 2009

little friend

A friend who just happens to be a midget.

Say hello to my little friend.

by viva_la_gloria July 28, 2009

birth control

something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.

*while giving birth*

Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....
Your dad: Damn straight!

by viva_la_gloria July 28, 2009