When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.
In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
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To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.
Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway
Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway
PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.
Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.
PublicSafety: Carry on.
Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.
PublicSafety: Carry on.
by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018
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Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
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