backdoor blumpff

A qweef from the anus caused by too much anal sex; therefore creating a loose asshole where air can not be contained. So during anal sex, after, or just random blumpffs that are unable to be contained.

I had no idea too much anal would cause me to have so many backdoor blumpffs.

by real big deal gennie September 14, 2016

Backdoor Scramble

You lady allows for a whole egg to be placed into the anal cavity and then her partner to fuck get until it’s scrambled. Ejaculation isn’t a must but allowed for extra flavor. She pushes it out into a pan and then it’s scrambled into an omelette.

Victor gave his old lady an backdoor scramble and then ate it at 3 in the morning. Crazy motherfucker.

by SpiceDaddy March 18, 2020

backdoor lunchbox

Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.

She offered me her backdoor lunchbox and, unable to decide between top or bottom, i ate both.

by Nostrovio May 20, 2023

backdoor turtle

A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.

Ohh man my turd is poking out like a Backdoor Turtle.

by Johnny Do-Good October 27, 2013

Backdoor Nachos

When you’re banging two girls from behind back and forth

“Last night I did the backdoor nachos and I got two stinkies on my dinky”

by WhiteTexts May 04, 2019

Backdoor S'mores

Eating out your lover's ass after shooting a load inside them.

Ian loved the taste of Casey's Backdoor S'mores so much he's coming back tomorrow for seconds and thirds.

by venuswentaway May 29, 2022

Backdoor S'more

When a guy pours chocolate on his penis, proceeds to have anal sex with someone and ejaculates in their anus.

She said she wanted to go camping, so I gave her a Backdoor S'more by the fire.

by Kathryn Obvious September 01, 2018