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Anglofication

(n.) The act of making cultural or ethnic items whiter than they should be.
The anglofication of rap gave the world Eminem.
by ChickenFriedKitten June 16, 2004
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Angloism

1. A belief or doctrine that one's own country or nationality is superior to England and the English people and because of that one has the right to rule over English people.

2. A policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such an anti-English doctrine; discrimination against the English.

3. Hatred, predjudism or intolerance of England and the English people.
Angloism can be seen easily in analogies about sport and racism.

A - "There's a group of sports fans over the road"
B - "Are they English?"
A - "Yes"
B - "oh, all racist thugs no doubt"

This is angloism. Person 'B' holds predjudice about English people based purely on ignorance and hatred.
by United Against Angloism October 20, 2009
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anglo-saxon salute

Sticking two fingers up at somebody, flicking Vs.

A reference to the Norman invasion of England. When the Normans captured Anglo-Saxon archers, they would cut the archer's index and middle fingers off.

So as a act of defiance, unmolested Anglo-Saxon archers would rebelliously stick those two fingers up at the Normans.
He was being really haughty with me, so I said "up yours" and gave him an Anglo-Saxon salute.
by Roger Mellie 84 December 19, 2008
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D'Angelo

The act of giving a an intelligent midget a blowjob while he does your math homework
Yesterday I met a miget named Raheem and I gave him a D'Angelo
by dmoney young money September 15, 2010
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Anglogerian

A British born or naturalised person of Nigerian descent.
The British singer Sade is an Anglogerian
by Anglogerian November 30, 2010
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Angelo Pods

The newest Apple product. Unlike the air pods, these will constantly activate Siri and ask for Spanish homework answers.
Bro, these Angelo Pods are so fucking annoying!!
by Mark Ass 22 February 14, 2019
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anglofag

Someone who loves the anglosphere way too much and obviously wants to live there, but is too stupid to ever make that happen so they just bother the people around them with anglo-centric shit all the time.

This includes:

* The overuse of English words in other languages when there is absolutely no need to

* Glorifying life in the USA/Australia/New Zealand/UK/Canada without ever having been there, without having done actual research, or without there being a perspective that one might ever qualify for a work visa or a green card and be able to move there

* Glorifying work life in the USA/Australia/New Zealand/UK with sentences like "In the US I would make much more money" or "All the rules and the mindset in our country kill innovation" when everybody knows you would never get a good job in the US, you're leaving out important stuff (e.g. taxes, private healthcare and retirement), or the missing rules in the US created a conglomerate of evil corporations which you were bitching about just yesterday

* Glorifying US/UK brands, products and food items just because you can, sometimes going as far as claiming that American food is "food"

* Talking about US/UK politics (Trump, Brexit etc.) all the time instead of caring about national/regional politics which actually affect you

* Trying to bring crap like Football, Baseball and Cricket to other countries, staying up until 4 AM just to see the Super Bowl even though it has zero relevance in your homeland
"Klaus and his anglofag friends set up a football team. Last Saturday they even had a 'game' in the local stadium, complete with 'cheerleaders' and American 'food'. There were less people on the tribunes than on the field. They're the laughing stock of the whole city."

"Maria, can you please shut up about Boris Johnson and Brexit? This is Naples, we want to enjoy our pizzas and we don't need an anglofag at the table."

"Pekka, either stop being an anglofag around here or go to Helsinki Airport and finally fuck off to America. I no longer care about how much money you would make over there or how much better everything is."

"Jolanda can't shut up about Hershey's and Victoria's Secret. Every time someone she knows goes to the UK or the US, that anglofag has them bring something back for her. That stuff is not even good. You can literally get much better products in every European city."
by BerndiBernd August 4, 2019
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