twat

derogitary term for a pregnant fish

"hey, look at the twats swimming around the goldfish bowl"

by souljaboii June 22, 2009

twat

A purse that you can put things in.
Where women keep their personal items, and men keep their personal items.

"Hannah, don't forget your twat in the car. I don't want to have to walk back for your ID again."
"Hannah, will you hold this in your twat so I don't have to carry it? I'm tired of putting it in and out of mine."

by cubes mctauben March 21, 2008

TWAT

A fool.

Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.

"He's, like, a total twart!"
"Pardon?"
"Like, a twart".
"Huh?"
"Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man".
"Oh! A TWAT!"
"That's what I said, man".
"No you didn't".

by andy January 7, 2007

Twatting

The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.

Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!

by Twat1000000 October 14, 2012

twat

lucifer

Honestly, I need to not hold back and just say it plainly, lucifer is nothing more than a pussy, a fucking twat, a weak bitch, throneless, a fucking footstool under Christ's feet.

by sum.fukn.dude April 18, 2022

Twat.

A person that uses the social messaging site Twitter.

Lance Armstrong can't help being a twat.
My friend bought an Iphone - now he's a twat.
No-one cares about anything I say - I'm a sad twat.
Stop being a twat it's your shot.

by curling card February 17, 2010

twat

The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.

I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.

by agentkooper May 18, 2010